Like a Virgin

Well folks, you’ll never guess who’s back. And its not going to be too g-rated

Anyway, it seems like blogging is really becoming trendy again so I thought I’d perpetuate the bottomless pit of the internet in honor of January 7, national cluster-fuck day.

I’d like to begin with a picture to make up for lost time, since pictures are worth a thousand words and I’ve got a lot of catching up to do in order to compete with blog hall-o-famers like this b-tard

This is a big yacht with three jet engines. Last week I purchased one upon which to read about the falling dollar. Next week maybe I’ll be watching THIS on it. You, oh effervescent reader, welcome to join.

I’m now going to “live blog” the OsU-LsU Game.

10:50 to go in the Third

First Penalty against LSU. Commercial Break. Southwest with another lackluster commercial. Followed by All-States overzealous.

10:33 to go in the Third

Just missed a really big foul. Apparently this is a great watchmaker.

9:27

Some guy’s related to Bradshaw? great color commentary. I guess football is just as incestuous as the rest of America.

9:24

Roommate’s “oh my gosh” count reaches 53. This is just about to surpass last year’s record setting performance. The official tone of this game has downshifted, like Mario Andretti in a hairpin turn. At least if you’re rooting for the OSU.

Commercial Break: A question for Cadillac

Should a Car turn on a person? I mean I don’t exactly want to be driving down the road with huge (or small) boner that a truck is going to look over and see and laugh at. Maybe thats why I need a Cadillac. To compensate. Or speed away, so the trucker can’t mock me.

9:08

OSU is just about out of this game. Down by 21. Players look feisty. Boeckman sneaks for more yards than his offense has run in the entire second half.

7:55.

Looks like an LSU donut with an OSU hole.

6:20

This is getting boring. The really important thing here are 1. the frames that show the weepy OSU fans and 2. the images of Les Miles wearing a sweatshirt he probably should have saved for when he was going to repaint the den. He should probably be wearing this.

Tune in next week, when we discuss the epic and political implications of the hipster fallout between Shin Marty Crandall and the supressed trendster Elyse Sewell.

p.s. 2:18

OSU fails in the backfield, blowing another chance at a momentum making moment. Looks like it’ll be a long winter folks.

PS–About this blog

Moment of Deck is ultra hip terminology that many internet surfers may not understand. The key term in the title is “Deck” which according to some hipster dictionaries actually means sweet or cool or awesome. Moment, of course, means instant, brief, or flash. Using removal synthesis between these two elements with the word “of” we can determine that moment of deck is equal to (but not greater than) instant sweet, brief cool, or even on rare occasions flash awesome. Other permutations are known to occur naturally, but it generally takes an ornithologist to spot it.